The Hardest Part of Marriage with Batman is Knowing What Present to Get #essay
He doesn’t need much in the way of clothes. Beyond pajamas, he’s content to wear the Batsuit around the house. I’ve tried getting him to switch into jeans and sweaters—the bulletproof body armor isn’t exactly comfortable to recline against—but he insists that it makes things simpler if he doesn’t have to bother changing on a moment’s notice. So over the years, he’s accrued ridiculous amounts of PJ bottoms, underwear, and undershirts. I consider tights, because he comes home most nights with runs, but I’m not sure where to buy fireproof nylons.
A great essay by a budding writer - a 12th grader. Impressive!
